Please fill in this form and tell Colin one thing you like about him. It does not matter whether you know Colin, and outright lies are encouraged.
Some examples:
Your toes are hairy, Colin, but beautifully curled.
Colin we love the way you talk about NASCAR.
No one can slather cream cheese on a bagel like you, Colin.
Colin if it were not for Darryl I would marry you.
Colin does not flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
These compliments will be collated, then published by the voidspace.
You have 1 week to make Colin feel like less of a failure in every sense. Let’s start complimenting Colin!
Colin Gee (he / chopped liver) is founder and editor of thegorkogazette.com. Stories and novellas in The Penult with LEFTOVER Books. Novella Lips forthcoming from Anxiety Press.