Neil Willcox (he/him) would love to take you to dinner in a French Bistro, if only we could find the time for our schedules to coincide, and also if we split the bill. He lives in South East England and writes about fictional towns, elven rogues and enormous numbers of daughters. He has recently had work published in Bear Creek Gazette and Kaleidotrope, and forthcoming from Wyngraf. He can be found online at nightofthehats.blogspot.com and on the twitter @neil_will