Be a Mortal, One Uncanny Night

Hi, us.

1. Get home.

2. Be tired.

3. Copy this onto paper. It’s your job.

4. Make a hot drink.

5. Look out the window sadly while crushing the paper.

6. If you see a person, they’re not human.

7. Apathetically dunk this paper like a biscuit, eat it, and go to bed.