PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release
United Station – Official Statement Regarding the Case of Julia Falcon Delaware
The United Station hereby announces that on this day, Julia Falcon Delaware, aged 11, was brought to The Station at 8 AM as part of the ROOT CAUSE protocol. Subsequently, her parents, Mary Falcon Delaware and Martin Falcon Delaware, underwent the process of Dismissal at 9 AM. This action was in accordance with the verdict rendered by public opinion through Station Poll #297,991.
In a statement released at 9:08 AM, following a wisdom exchange, Julia Falcon Delaware remarked, “The moment I walked into The Station, I felt comfort. I couldn’t help but feel peace.”
Details of the Trespass:
The case revolves around an incident wherein Julia Falcon Delaware engaged in an assault against Paul Driscoll New Jersey, a shop owner. The confrontation occurred at 114 Kennet Boulevard, East Main Regency. Julia Falcon Delaware is reported to have used a large wooden stick to strike Mr. Driscoll, resulting in a deep laceration to his right eye. Eyewitness accounts confirm the occurrence of these events. Upon being confronted by Mr. Driscoll, Julia Falcon Delaware responded with laughter and derogatory remarks. Following the Root Cause Order, these claims have been substantiated through witness testimonies and video evidence provided by The Station. Consequently, her parents, Mary Falcon Delaware and Martin Falcon Delaware, were subjected to Dismissal.
The footage of the Dismissal is accessible for public viewing through The Station’s online portal at www.thestationportal.org
Effective immediately, The United Station will assume wardship of Julia Falcon Delaware. This guardianship will continue until she reaches the age of maturity, 22 years, or until the occurrence of her Gloaming.
Recitation of the Creed:
On this day, we are reminded of the creed that governs our society: “A child with a hand is also a child with a fist.” This serves as a reflection of our commitment to maintaining societal balance and accountability.
Contact Information:
For further inquiries and information, please contact the Public Relations Office of The United Station.
United Station – Ensuring Order and Accountability
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