I am [[only 32]] but already I am forgetting things

For instance, we ran out of dish soap

I diluted the small amount that was left 

so that we could use the soapy water until we bought more

Later I asked my [[husband]],

Did you put water in the soap bottle?

They said no

I got [[angry]]

I said, I would remember if I had

So would I, my husband said

Then I used their razor instead of mine

I said, Well, you must have left it on the edge of the tub, otherwise I would have noticed,

because mine is the one with the rubber band on the handle

I would know that mine has the rubber band

They said, I put mine away, I’m sure of it

You must have looked at the shelf with the two razors and chosen the wrong one

So I guess that’s what I did